This is a blog where I post quotes that my roommates and friends say. They are special people. Feel free to submit quotes as well!
 
 
 

"A slave killed him. He said ‘Come here ya bastard: I’m gonna take this raven and shove it down your throat, and then I’m gonna take this other raven and shove it up your ass until they kiss in your liver.’"

-Tiffany on the death of Poe

 
 

Mother (meaning her) daughter (meaning Matt) bonding!

-Shawnee while on medication.

 
 

I straightened his (Matt’s) hair and Florida fucked it.

-Shawnee while on medication.

 
 

There’s an orgasm in my cheeks right now.

-Shawnee while on medication

 
 

Do we have the technology to reach (into the computer) and grab his (Captain Hook’s) penis?

-Shawnee while on medication

 
 

He (Strindberg) is kind of a sex bear.

-Shawnee while on medication

 
 

Bushie (George W. Bush) thinks I’m white, that’s why he didn’t send the KKK to me. 

-Shawnee while on medication.

 
 

If you’re fucking your sister, you should know her name! 

- Shawnee while on medication. 

 
 

Your shirt is written in tongues. (about Kevin’s shirt that was written in perfectly understandable English.)

-Shawnee while on medication.

 
 

Fuck it sideways with fire!

-Shawnee while on medication.