This is a blog where I post quotes that my roommates and friends say. They are special people. Feel free to submit quotes as well!Tumblr (3.0; @quotesfromourapartment)http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/<blockquote> <p>Mother (meaning her) daughter (meaning Matt) bonding!</p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication.</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399081471http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399081471Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:21:36 -0500<blockquote> <p>I straightened his (Matt&#8217;s) hair and Florida fucked it.</p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication.</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399067787http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399067787Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:21:27 -0500<blockquote> <p>There&#8217;s an orgasm in my cheeks right now.</p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399061940http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399061940Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:21:23 -0500<blockquote> <p>Do we have the technology to reach (into the computer) and grab his (Captain Hook&#8217;s) penis?</p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399057596http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399057596Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:21:19 -0500<blockquote> <p>He (Strindberg) is kind of a sex bear.</p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399044685http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399044685Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:21:10 -0500<blockquote> <p>Bushie (George W. Bush) thinks I&#8217;m white, that&#8217;s why he didn&#8217;t send the KKK to me. </p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication.</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399040259http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399040259Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:21:07 -0500<blockquote> <p>If you&#8217;re fucking your sister, you should know her name! </p> </blockquote> <p>- Shawnee while on medication. </p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399032577http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399032577Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:21:01 -0500<blockquote> <p>Your shirt is written in tongues. (about Kevin&#8217;s shirt that was written in perfectly understandable English.)</p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication.</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399020163http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399020163Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:20:53 -0500<blockquote> <p>Fuck it sideways with fire!</p> </blockquote> <p>-Shawnee while on medication.</p>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399003776http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/42399003776Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:20:42 -0500Shawnee: We're going to need a DD for after the movie. because you wont be able to breathe.<br /> Amanda: Dunkin Donuts??http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/39352669779http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/39352669779Mon, 31 Dec 2012 21:51:03 -0500dunk donutsthe new designated driver“Your eyes are like if a chinese person fucked a greek statue.”<br/><br/> - <em>Shawnee, high on NyQuil, describes my eyes</em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/37310999522http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/37310999522Wed, 05 Dec 2012 22:48:24 -0500Shawnee is super specialJessica: I'll google it.<br /> Amanda: No, porn will come up!<br /> Jessica: Porn is already up!http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/31014429689http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/31014429689Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:35:06 -0400my friends are specialI love with when the innocents speak of these things“Hey, Jana. Did you know that your name is an anagram of ‘Anal Jott’?”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Amanda</p> <p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/tianikki/Animated/tumblr_lrsot7heR11qcqm7c.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jm8fvzwA1r3zat8.gif"/></p></em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/30563098303http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/30563098303Thu, 30 Aug 2012 22:42:51 -0400Amanda is a special snowflakeanagramsI can no longer breathe“Its like a candy cane fucked a pixie stick! (sips it) No, wait. Its like a *coconut* fucked a pixie stick.”<br/><br/> - <em>Amanda when offered a ghetto pina colada (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morticiasminion.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">morticiasminion</a>)</em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/30189794869http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/30189794869Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:06:05 -0400Amanda is a special snowflakeand yet is slightly accuratepina coladapixie sticks“If you see me on the floor crying, it’s because of the Asian.”<br/><br/> - <em>Danny is quite amusing when he plays games.</em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/20146775873http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/20146775873Thu, 29 Mar 2012 21:12:02 -0400dannyasians are bad in games apparently“I like red things. That’s why I picked her as my roommate.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Jana, pointing to me.</p> <p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/tianikki/Animated/tumblr_ljndq2u85R1qzr7ws.gif"/></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wickedrapunzel.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">wickedrapunzel</a>)</p></em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/17164989555http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/17164989555Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:03:52 -0500Jana has lost her mindshe worries me a bit sometimesApparently in her mind Tiffany=red“Donna! Aw. Tiffany, you have read hair like Donna. Yay!””<br/><br/> - <em><p>My roommate Melissa is hilarious while drinking.</p> <p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/tianikki/Animated/tumblr_lk8meh6KRW1qdm81h.gif"/></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wickedrapunzel.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">wickedrapunzel</a>)</p></em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/17012833635http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/17012833635Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:10:35 -0500funny drunk roommate is funnyshe seems happy that I'm like Donnai am amused and worriedeasiest way to tell if she's drunk: she says how pretty and awesome I amcollege lifeDonna NobleMelissa“Cupid is a baby in a diaper, who shoots people. He must be taken down. He’s a terrorist!”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Danny does not like Cupid or Valentine’s Day…. and it is hilarious.</p> <p><img height="255" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lra75wyPzb1qafrh6.gif" width="300"/></p></em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/16910121921http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/16910121921Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:05:31 -0500dannycupidvalentines dayI've never laughed so hard during a walmart trip evah!“Wait a second…. parmesian cheese is cheese.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jana is a special sickly person</em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/16646726738http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/16646726738Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:51:49 -0500cheese is cheese!who knewJana“I’m a boulder that’s a marshmallow.””<br/><br/> - <em><p>Danny, a guest</p> <p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/tianikki/Animated/tumblr_ljd2okeV701qar70f.gif"/></p></em>http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/16507533805http://quotesfromourapartment.tumblr.com/post/16507533805Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:40:51 -0500I don't even know what his argument wasbut it was funnyDanny